I don't joke about soccer

Today, at Regal, these two kids came up with their tickets and tried to come into my theatre wearing Spain jerseys. Oh no. That wasn't going to fly. I told them that I couldn't serve them and that they had to leave immediately. The worst part was that I had to be joking, but I really really wasn't lol. Dangit for being on the clock, if I wasn't, I would have made them turn around and buy another shirt. I mean, how dare they walk in there with their Spain jerseys after their stupid team beat my glorious Germany team? Oh no, that doesn't work with Candace Avalos.

I don't joke about soccer y'all. Never.

Peace & Love,

Candace